HUNTING & GATHERING RULES!!
Neanderthal Kingdom
FUR IS LIFE! WTF’S A WHEEL? KEEP IT RAW! BRING WOOLY BACK! DEATH2HOMOSAPIENS! TekNO!logy N.R.A.(Neanderthal Rock Association)
FUR IS LIFE! WTF’S A WHEEL? KEEP IT RAW! BRING WOOLY BACK! DEATH2HOMOSAPIENS! TekNO!logy N.R.A.(Neanderthal Rock Association)
At Neanderthal Kingdom, we strive to resurrect a once proud culture lost to antiquity, regain control over Mother Earth, and restore cave-based “stone-age” lifestyles to tech-enslaved homosapiens.
FOOTWEAR PROHIBITED! KEEP IT RAW! FUR IS LIFE! DEATH TO HOMOSAPIENS!
All our feet step on, our hands touch, our eyes see, our nose smells, our ears hear, our heart feels, our spirit longs for, BELONGS TO THE NEANDERTHALS.
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PO Box 276 Laupahoehoe HI 96764
Open today | 09:00 am – 05:00 pm |
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